grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

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If you come and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
― (via letthemountainsmoveyou)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind)

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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stale-sandbech:

So winter’s coming to an end which means so is my life

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